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March Newsletter

March 10, 2008

Hello everyone, 
 
How about that blizzard? Pretty crazy amounts of snow were 
being reported all over Ohio. I hope some of you got to 
enjoy the snow or enjoyed staying inside and being with 
friends and family. We had some grueling Yahtzee games 
going on at our house. We had to close the store Saturday, 
but today the roads are passable and we are open again. So 
if you need to get out of the house and you are stir-crazy, 
come on down.  
 
We got a few new things in for March, including a nice 
selection of new rock t-shirts from Signatures. They are 
made of that nice soft, 30/1 cotton that feels like it's 
been in your closet for years.  
 
The Madonna and Grateful Dead girlie tees have cute cap 
sleeves with a ruffle that make them a little more stylish 
than a plain old tee.  
 
Other new girlie styles include Black Sabbath, The Beatles 
"Magical Mystery Tour", KISS, and the Doors. 
 
For the guys rock tees we have:  
 
*The Doors "Exhausted" tee. It has the lyrics to "People 
Are Strange" on the back. 
*Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers 
*Distressed Grateful Dead "Steal Your Face" tee 
*Vintage style Aerosmith "Wings" t-shirt. 
 
Some new funny t-shirts have arrived as well. Just in time 
for St.Patty's Day, we have  
 
"Fuck me, I'm Irish" in either guys or girls' styles. They 
are a rich kelley green color. You'll be sure to get lucky 
wearing this t-shirt out for St.Patty's Day. We are not 
responsible for what happens to you while wearing this 
t-shirt!! 
 
For the ladies who barhop, we have the "Buy Me A Fuckin' 
Drink" tank top. You will soon have all the free drinks you 
want, and you'll probably need a cab ride home as well.  
 
And, you've been asking for it, and now it's here....the "I 
Heart Boobies" t-shirt for adults!!! It takes on a whole 
new meaning when worn by grown-ups, but it's still just as 
funny. Buy one for the baby and one for daddy, too!! 
 
For the little rockers we have many new onseie and t-shirt 
styles, including: 
 
*"Are you my daddy?"--this one is pretty funny!! 
*Pink Floyd--"Marching Hammers" 
*Poison 
*Pantera 
*Black Sabbath 
*The Who-"Magic Bus" 
* Frank Sinatra 
*Johnny Cash "Crawl the Line" onesie. 
*Aerosmith 
*Motley Crue 
* Jimi Hendrix--"Voodoo Child" 
Bob Marley--"Roots, Rock Baby" 
 
A few new housewares came in, too... 
 
For the disgruntled employee: "Just Fuckin' Fire Me 
Already" coffee mug. 
 
For the person who fell off the wagon: "Fuck Sobriety" 
shotglass. 
 
That's about it for new arrivals. Check back soon for 
pin-up lamps and coasters, more baby bibs and shoes, 
patches, and ladies dresses. They will be arriving in the 
next month or so.  
 
SALE STUFF....... 
 
*Baby legs are 15% off!! Keep your baby's legs warm and 
stylish!! 
 
*Socks are 20% Off!! Everyone loves our socks, and now is 
the time to stock up on this staple.  
 
*ALL winter stuff is 30% OFF!!! Hats, sweatshirts, 
thermals, and long sleeve tees are all on sale.  
 
*A wide variety of t-shirts have been marked down to $10!! 
Come in and see what you can find. A few other items have 
been marked down as well, including an awesome Shins wallet 
and some Elvis stuff.  
 
*For super deals, check out our new CLEARANCE page.  
 
OTHER NEWS>>>>>>> 
 
*What the Rock?! and Surly Girl are teaming up to bring you 
baby showers that rock!!! Surly Girl hosts showers in their 
back room, and if you have your baby shower there, you 
recieve a 10% discount on baby merchandise bought for the 
shower at What the Rock?! Just bring in your invitation for 
the Surly shower to WTR?! when you make your purchase, and 
you'll get your discount!! Discount does not apply to sale 
items. So if you know someone who wants a rockin' baby 
shower and not a boring one, let them know about the Surly 
Girl and WTR?! 
 
*We will soon be selling Surly Girl Saloon onesies, and 
Surly, Tip Top, and Betty's t-shirts at What the Rock?! 
More information on that coming soon.  
 
*What the Rock?! will be vending at the Ohio Roller Girls 
home games throughout their season!! The next bout is on 
April 6th at 5pm. Doors open at 4. Come down and watch some 
exciting roller derby action and stop by our table to say 
hello!! 
 
* For those of you who haven't seen it yet, What the Rock?! 
also has an etsy page. 
http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5235704 Etsy is an 
internet site that sells all handmade items. There are lots 
of cool things on there, and lots of crafty goodness form 
Ohio!! I have been adding new things to it lately, some 
fancier guitar pick earrings and necklaces, etc. Keep 
checking back, as I will be adding new things this spring.  
 
That's it for now. Keep on rockin' and thank you for 
supporting What the Rock?!

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